SubscribeIt seems Microsoft is looking for someone to head up its Social Media Team. I’m of the school of thought that believes Microsoft-bashing is like shooting fish in a barrel. It’s a bit too easy and perpetrators end up coming across as the worst kind of supercilious know-it-all.
But the company doesn’t make it easy when the people who work there churn out turgid prose like this:
“We are looking for a senior social media guru to provide leadership among cross functional teams and build out scaleable marketing programs which will significantly impact both consumer preference and business results for the Windows business.”
I think something like this would have sufficed:
“We’re looking for someone who loves the Internet to help us engage with our customers and connect with them in new and innovative ways. Preferably you’ve had plenty of experience, but we’d like to hear from anyone with bright ideas about how we can reshape our digital strategy.”
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