If you’ve ever seen Buffalo 66 then this might make you laugh . . . I stumbled on the website of artist, film-maker and sometime musician Vincent Gallo the other day and saw that he had a section where he lists the things that he would like to buy.

Like I said, if you’ve seen Buffalo 66, and remember the particular - not to say bizarre - phrasing of his character Billy Brown, then it might just make you laugh. I dunno, maybe it won’t at all. To people with no idea of who Vincent Gallo is, then I’m sorry, this post is pretty pointless to you. But Vincent Gallo is the closest thing I have to a hero so i’m posting it anyway.

I love his threat never to direct another film if anyone wastes his time. Loon, but a damn cool one.