Man down

Deathtrap (my bike) is in trouble.

I was riding home last night and the back tyre blew.

I took him to my local bike dealer this morning and I think he must have seen me coming.

“What have you done with this bike?” he exclaimed before I was even in the shop.

“This is a Raleigh, it is a good bike. Old but good. Like me. This will not live the winter. You have to give it to me. I will help.

“The chain is dead, the tyre is dead. This bike is nearly dead.”

I felt my heart sink. Before I even opened my mouth I knew that I would agree to whatever he suggested.

“Do what you need to”, I muttered and walked away.

Sol Seppy

One of the most beautiful things I’ve seen and heard in a long time . . .

Sol Seppy – Wonderland >

Finally…

Well, it’s finally happened – I’ve been offered a job in Copenhagen.

It’s just a three-month contract for now but it feels good.

I’ll be copywriting for a cool little firm staffed mainly by expats so I should be able to make some new friends too.

It’s been a long time coming but I always felt something would turn up.

It is daunting moving to a new country, not knowing the language, being so reliant on your partner, but it’s rewarding too.

I feel it’s made me a bit stronger mentally and it’s definitely broadened my horizons.

Anyway, hope everyone had a good weekend, and thanks as ever for reading.

Brusque Frisking

I’ve just been rereading my last post (thanks for the correction Tim, and yes, it’s a great movie!) and I laughed out loud at the phrase ‘brusquely frisking’.

Instantly a character popped into my head. A Scandinavian detective called Brusque Frisking.

I am going to start writing a series of novels with him as the main protagonist. He’s a world-weary sort of chap. Mid 40′s. Good at what he does if a little, err, brusque.

His mother, a one-time French TV star died in childbirth and Brusque’s father, a Norwegian diplomat living in Paris, took his son home to a remote town in the north of the country to grieve.

Frisking senior dies in a skiing ‘accident’ when Brusque is just 14 and the mysterious circumstances of his death are what drives the son’s determination to right wrongs, and yes, he enrols with the police as soon as he is old enough.

His early years are spent in Norwegian backwaters, breaking up fights between loggers and oil-rig workers until he gets a break.

A Swedish counterfeiting operation is using trails deep in the Norwegian hinterland to transport cash into Finland and from there down into Russia.

Brusque, engaging in a spot of night-fishing as his is wont, stumbles across two of the couriers and, faking his identity, infiltrates the set-up.

His bust is a resounding success. He is promoted and sent to Oslo forthwith.

But life in the big city is tough and all the while he is no nearer to solving the case of his father’s death…

L672…

…(or at least I think that’s what it was called), was a 90′s French film about some grizzled cops in a murder squad.

My abiding memory of it, two plain-clothes detectives (a man and a woman) getting out of a car and brusquely frisking a couple of suspects, was replayed in front of me yesterday in real life.

The street I live in (pictured above) has been in the news recently because of our ‘problem’ with the pushers who hang around selling grass.

One of the major newspapers ran a full-page article headlined ‘The fear in Jaegersborggade’ which made it sound like the Bronx circa 1972.

These are young blokes, who while a bit of a nuisance, are actually pretty harmless. They just mill about waiting for their customers, chatting the breeze and trying to keep warm.

There’s no actual pushing and it’s all quite genteel.

But the article really went to town. Apparently no-one would talk to the reporter, ‘even anonymously’, for fear of reprisals.

Having been a local news reporter for several years, I know that this translates as: ‘I knocked lightly on a few doors and no-one answered.’

I’m not trying to belittle the problem. It’s not nice having known drug dealers in the street but at the same time a bit of balance would have been nice.

Jaegersborggade is thriving at the moment.

Cool little shops and boutiques are opening all the time. Tourists and shoppers come strolling past regularly and presumably feel about as intimidated as George Michael does by a walk in the woods.

So now, obviously spurred by this sensationalist article, the police are down here every day like flies on shit.

Usually they come in squad cars and stroll around looking important for a while before ambling off.

I rarely see them make any arrests. The pushers are clever enough never to be caught with anything on them.

But yesterday the plain-clothes brigade ventured out.

It was fantastic to see. A bearded chap, about 6’3, chiselled jaw and all-round Scandinavian magnificence, accompanied by a blonde woman brandishing her badge, jumped out of their car and strode purposefully over to a group of young lads loitering with intent.

Like I said, it was a real case of deja vu for me. I was also reminded of the opening credits of NYPD Blue and, as I continued on my way to the pizza place, I couldn’t get the image of Andy Sipowicz cracking skulls out of my head.

Anyway… on my way back, I spotted the cops and suspects sat at a table like old friends. Meanwhile, a dog-handler was hard at work, his black Labrador gambolling around sniffing out lots of neatly wrapped packets of hash.

A job well done by the looks of things but it won’t change anything. The dealers are always back the next day, they’re part of the furniture now.

I think I’d even miss them if they were gone.

Record buyer

When I first arrived in Copenhagen (January) I had no idea what I was going to do.

I had enough money for a month or two and just naively thought something would turn up.

Well, eight months down the track and I’m still waiting.

I remember early on thinking that it would be nice to be self-sustaining but without resorting to actual work.

And to that end I actually went out and started rummaging around junk stores for things I could flog on eBay.

On my first trip I came home with some records:

1/ War of the Worlds Soundtrack

2/ Erasure: The Innocents

3/ PM Dawn: Set Adrift on Memory Bliss

4/ Now That’s What I Call Music VIII

5/ Dirty Dancing Soundtrack

I got home and texted my cousin who knows about such things but his response was dispiriting to say the least.

“Largely worthless,” was his professional estimation.

So now, instead of a fledgling career in online entrepreneurship, I just have the beginnings of a truly awful record collection.

I’m willing to take suggestions about my next career move.

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